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maramoreland @maramoreland

20s vs 30s.. what's the difference🀷🏻‍♀️ (hint: NOT just the weight) . 20s= self- concious, hated my body, drinking and eating crap . 30s= Mom of 2πŸ‘§πŸ‘§, self- love, learning what works for my body. . I struggled with self hate and being super conscious what others thought for so long it ate me up. πŸ’© . When you can finally accept who you are and learn how to tweak the parts you don't love.. the rest will fall into place. 😘😘

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20s vs 30s.. what's the difference🀷🏻‍♀️ (hint: NOT just the weight) .
20s= self- concious, hated my body, drinking and eating crap
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30s= Mom of 2πŸ‘§πŸ‘§, self- love, learning what works for my body. .
I struggled with self hate and being super conscious what others thought for so long it ate me up. πŸ’©
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When you can finally accept who you are and learn how to tweak the parts you don't love.. the rest will fall into place. 😘😘
redheadonrepeat @redheadonrepeat

Ok full disclosure: this is NOT the elf set up my kids woke up to yesterday. I was up all night trying to figure out what to do with the dang Elf when I saw all these super cute "hot-air" balloon poses. I didn't have any helium, but I thought I could make it work! Tape and string held this bad boy up for all of 15 minutes before falling on the floor. This happened about 3 times (with one total re-do because I popped the balloon) before I threw everything in a pile and cried. You guys. I legit cried. Over an elf. I didn't think I was too stressed out, but the holidays have gotten to me. So Bojangles ended up in our backdoor window just hanging out and of course I forgot a picture. I hope you guys arent too bent out of shape over it. Please dont cry...like I did. Over an elf. In other non-elf related news, I started writing an actual post yesterday morning. I only got about halfway done with it before the kids needed food and drinks and that toy way on the other side of the room that they couldn't get up and get themselves... so. That's something at least! Also if you're new here, I promise I don't always post about elves. I'm just a mom of toddlers and that's like 85% of my life right now so, hang in there! Posts about tantrums and diaper changes, toilet training and preschool, and life as a mom will resume shortly.

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Ok full disclosure: this is NOT the elf set up my kids woke up to yesterday. 
I was up all night trying to figure out what to do with the dang Elf when I saw all these super cute "hot-air" balloon poses. I didn't have any helium, but I thought I could make it work! Tape and string held this bad boy up for all of 15 minutes before falling on the floor. This happened about 3 times (with one total re-do because I popped the balloon) before I threw everything in a pile and cried. 
You guys. I legit cried. Over an elf. I didn't think I was too stressed out,  but the holidays have gotten to me. So Bojangles ended up in our backdoor window just hanging out and of course I forgot a picture. I hope you guys arent too bent out of shape over it. Please dont cry...like I did. Over an elf. 
In other non-elf related news, I started writing an actual post yesterday morning. I only got about halfway done with it before the kids needed food and drinks and that toy way on the other side of the room that they couldn't get up and get themselves... so. That's something at least! Also if you're new here, I promise I don't always post about elves. I'm just a mom of toddlers and that's like 85% of my life right now so, hang in there! Posts about tantrums and diaper changes, toilet training and preschool, and life as a mom will resume shortly.
ktd0928 @ktd0928

Whelp, fail. 🀦🏼‍♀️ I didn’t order nearly enough Christmas cards this year. Mostly family got them, and then I realized about halfway through stamping and labeling that I was running low... • For those of you who usually get a card from us, and didn’t get one this year, sorry! (the boys have enjoyed getting your cards in the mail and seeing pictures of their friends). Please consider this our Christmas card to you. This is the picture on our card this year. • I need to remember next year to order more. And it’s too late now. Plus Shutterfly shipping cost more than the cards at this point! 🀷🏼‍♀️ #momfail #holidayhustle #christmascardfail #ohwell #happyholidays

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Whelp, fail. 🀦🏼‍♀️ I didn’t order nearly enough Christmas cards this year. Mostly family got them, and then I realized about halfway through stamping and labeling that I was running low...
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For those of you who usually get a card from us, and didn’t get one this year, sorry! (the boys have enjoyed getting your cards in the mail and seeing pictures of their friends). Please consider this our Christmas card to you. This is the picture on our card this year. •
I need to remember next year to order more. And it’s too late now. Plus Shutterfly shipping cost more than the cards at this point! 🀷🏼‍♀️ #momfail #holidayhustle #christmascardfail #ohwell #happyholidays
amycritchlow @amycritchlow

Kate also had her Holiday Performance today and I guess I didn’t get a single picture... #momfail...but I did get some cute videos! This was their final song!! #critchlowvalife

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Kate also had her Holiday Performance today and I guess I didn’t get a single picture...#momfail...but I did get some cute videos! This was their final song!! #critchlowvalife
maeitbehome @maeitbehome

I ordered this ornament before Brenley’s first Christmas and now shortly before the end of Deans SECOND Christmas I have ordered his ...🀦🏼‍♀️ Do I just blame that one on him being the poor second child? ... sorry kid, we love you I promise! #momfail @thelonelyheartco . . . . . . . . #homedesign #homedecor #maeitbehome #mountainliving #mountainhome #vintagehome #antiquefarmhouse #antiques #ourhome #makeahouseahome #letsstayhome #ourstory #countryliving #bhg #interiorinspiration #myinterior #documentyourdays #momlife #momblog #christmas #cozychristmas #targetstyle #decorandfriends #christmasornaments #myhollyjollychristmasdecor

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I ordered this ornament before Brenley’s first Christmas and now shortly before the end of Deans SECOND Christmas I have ordered his ...🀦🏼‍♀️ Do I just blame that one on him being the poor second child? ... sorry kid, we love you I promise! #momfail @thelonelyheartco .
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#homedesign #homedecor #maeitbehome #mountainliving #mountainhome  #vintagehome #antiquefarmhouse #antiques #ourhome #makeahouseahome  #letsstayhome #ourstory #countryliving #bhg #interiorinspiration #myinterior #documentyourdays #momlife #momblog #christmas #cozychristmas #targetstyle #decorandfriends #christmasornaments #myhollyjollychristmasdecor
burdettesanta @burdettesanta

This pass week we had an amazing time with family. After looking through all my pictures we have no pictures of the entire family. So with that said sorry family no Christmas family cards this year. We had family pictures made late. #momfail #daddyandhisbabies #connorburdette #mollyburdette #daddysgirl #mommasboy

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This pass week we had an amazing time with family. After looking through all my pictures we have no pictures of the entire family. So with that said sorry family no Christmas family cards this year. We had family pictures made late. #momfail #daddyandhisbabies #connorburdette #mollyburdette #daddysgirl #mommasboy
burlapandlacebeauty @burlapandlacebeauty

Motherhood sure is messy sometimes 😳 . . I always thought the bib was supposed to contain the mess....but somehow E manages to spread the mess even more by mashing the bib around on her face 🀦🏻‍♀️ #onlymydaughter . . #ourerinlee #sixmonthsold #whatsfordinner

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Motherhood sure is messy sometimes 😳
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I always thought the bib was supposed to contain the mess....but somehow E manages to spread the mess even more by mashing the bib around on her face 🀦🏻‍♀️ #onlymydaughter .
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#ourerinlee #sixmonthsold #whatsfordinner
shannon_3013 @shannon_3013

So even though I am a crappy mom and forgot to rsvp so we missed the awards dinner and banquet a couple weeks ago and I’m out of town for work this week so also forgot he was featured on the news tonight...I am super proud of the boy for being selected as a “Scholar of the Week” by Western Kentucky University! @cooperterry_24 #momfail #hisbrainworksbetterthanmine #proudmom

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So even though I am a crappy mom and forgot to rsvp so we missed the awards dinner and banquet a couple weeks ago and I’m out of town for work this week so also forgot he was featured on the news tonight...I am super proud of the boy for being selected as a “Scholar of the Week” by Western Kentucky University! @cooperterry_24  #momfail #hisbrainworksbetterthanmine #proudmom
tanmarrus @tanmarrus

Somedays... When you feel like you are trying to get through your weeks without any problems .. then you are reminded you are forgetting the little things that keep your mini happy... Finding that balance sucks - even worse when you don't notice... πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§πŸ€¦‍♀️ #tuesday #momlife #mommoments #momfail #parenting #mom101 #workingmom #theynotice #parentproblems

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Somedays... When you feel like you are trying to get through your weeks without any problems .. then you are reminded you are forgetting the little things that keep your mini happy... Finding that balance sucks - even worse when you don't notice... πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§πŸ€¦‍♀️ #tuesday #momlife #mommoments #momfail #parenting #mom101 #workingmom #theynotice #parentproblems
leslie_pounders @leslie_pounders

It took me a minute to figure out what she was saying...”Comment down below if you subscribe to my videos. Thank you for subscribing to my videos.” #toomuchyoutube #babysadie #momfail πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΌ‍β™€οΈπŸ˜³

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It took me a minute to figure out what she was saying...”Comment down below if you subscribe to my videos. Thank you for subscribing to my videos.” #toomuchyoutube #babysadie #momfail πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΌ‍β™€οΈπŸ˜³
mrsemilycloyd @mrsemilycloyd

So sad I didn’t get to take this girl to her first school dance! I did get to pick her up and hear all about how great it was. **She will probably never forgive me after not letting her wear a dress** 🀷‍♀️ #momfail #shesstillcute

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So sad I didn’t get to take this girl to her first school dance! I did get to pick her up and hear all about how great it was. **She will probably never forgive me after not letting her wear a dress** 🀷‍♀️ #momfail #shesstillcute
theborrowedheart @theborrowedheart

First big-boy bath! Loved it so much mom didn’t even realize the water had gone cold because he was in it for so long. 🀦🏼‍♀️ #momfail

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First big-boy bath! Loved it so much mom didn’t even realize the water had gone cold because he was in it for so long. 🀦🏼‍♀️ #momfail
snyder_sisterz @snyder_sisterz

That time mommy told us that an elf was going to come to our room for bedtimes stories but she had no idea that the elf doesn’t do that anymore therefore never showed up .... instead the elf was reading by the fireplace handing out milk and cookies to all the other kids.... 🀷🏻‍β™€οΈπŸ™‡πŸ»‍♀️ #oops #momfail

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That time mommy told us that an elf was going to come to our room for bedtimes stories but she had no idea that the elf doesn’t do that anymore therefore never showed up .... instead the elf was reading by the fireplace handing out milk and cookies to all the other kids.... 🀷🏻‍β™€οΈπŸ™‡πŸ»‍♀️ #oops #momfail
lori.estrada @lori.estrada

Sorry in advance to all my music friends, please don't unfriend me. When you are musically challenged and your daughter wants your help studying but you don't know the proper names so you make them up. What is an upside down hat? What is the Amish right side up hat? What is the ghetto half percent sign with comma? What is the ear with the piercing sign? #momfail #musicallychallenged

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Sorry in advance to all my music friends, please don't unfriend me. 
When you are musically challenged and your daughter wants your help studying but you don't know the proper names so you make them up.
What is an upside down hat? What is the Amish right side up hat? What is the ghetto half percent sign with comma? What is the ear with the piercing sign? 
#momfail #musicallychallenged
rystanny @rystanny

I came home from a meeting/GNO to this. 🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼 “please move Love Jude + ARBer” #elfontheshelf #tomten #kindnesself #momfail #momwin #youdecide

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I came home from a meeting/GNO to this.
🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼🀢🏼 “please move Love Jude + ARBer” #elfontheshelf #tomten #kindnesself #momfail #momwin #youdecide
thegoodshipbecbac @thegoodshipbecbac

Soooo... got the teacher's Christmas gifts. It's a risk getting people something to eat but I mean, c'mon, have you seen these things? They're gorgeous. Gonna be delicious. Super doable budgetwise. AND supported a small, local business to boot. Which included me sampling the best chocolate of my entire life (and I've had legit Belgian chocolate. Like, in Belgium.). Twice. All in all, this was a total win-win for me. 🍏 I'm also just now realizing that apples are SUPPOSED to be given to teachers. Not entirely sure I could have chosen anything better. 🍎 Here's what was NOT a win for me: I had the kids sit down to cut out their tags and sign their names, and then my daughter reminds me that she has three teachers. πŸ˜’ <<< my actual face. 🍎 Are you kidding me?!? (Except I didn't say "kidding" in my heart and mind.) 🍎 Sigh. Needless to say, victory was short-lived. Such is life. Such is life. On the bright side, I wonder what they will have for samples... - - - #momlife #momproblems #motherhood #busymom #momfail #teachergifts #christmas #christmasgifts #giftgiving #localsmallbusiness #local #localbusiness #heritagechocolates #chocolate

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Soooo... got the teacher's Christmas gifts.  It's a risk getting people something to eat but I mean, c'mon, have you seen these things?  They're gorgeous.  Gonna be delicious.  Super doable budgetwise.  AND supported a small, local business to boot. Which included me sampling the best chocolate of my entire life (and I've had legit Belgian chocolate.  Like, in Belgium.). Twice.  All in all, this was a total win-win for me.
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I'm also just now realizing that apples are SUPPOSED to be given to teachers.  Not entirely sure I could have chosen anything better.
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Here's what was NOT a win for me: I had the kids sit down to cut out their tags and sign their names, and then my daughter reminds me that she has three teachers. πŸ˜’ <<< my actual face.
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Are you kidding me?!? (Except I didn't say "kidding" in my heart and mind.)
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Sigh.  Needless to say, victory was short-lived.  Such is life.  Such is life.  On the bright side, I wonder what they will have for samples...
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mmilini @mmilini

For Rylans book exchange tomorrow... lol and yes all I have is painters tape #momfail #itstillworks #bestwrappingever #igotthis

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For Rylans book exchange tomorrow... lol and yes all I have is painters tape 
#momfail #itstillworks #bestwrappingever #igotthis
andreasbeautyarsenal @andreasbeautyarsenal

#momfails all day today. I forgot to pack my son lunch. Ran late having to drop it off. Forgot my purse at home. Couldn't buy coffee. Ate half a large pizza on my drive home. Daughter fell off the couch, huge bump on her head. Gotta watch her sleep now. Washing machine flooded my bathroom and leaked into the basement. Why isn't this day over? #sendhelp #pizzaismyweakness #momfail #homeowner #adultingsucks #badday #coffeewithdrawals

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#momfails all day today.

I forgot to pack my son lunch. Ran late having to drop it off. Forgot my purse at home. Couldn't buy coffee. Ate half a large pizza on my drive home. Daughter fell off the couch, huge bump on her head. Gotta watch her sleep now. Washing machine flooded my bathroom and leaked into the basement. 
Why isn't this day over?

#sendhelp #pizzaismyweakness #momfail #homeowner #adultingsucks #badday #coffeewithdrawals
tales.of.my.tribe_ @tales.of.my.tribe_

Middle boys had their Christmas concert tonight! . We were seated so far back and my phone glitched so I got zero photos during the concert. πŸ‘Ž #momfail #worldsmostokayestmom . #christmas2018 #christmasconcert #tistheseason #πŸŽ„ #πŸŽ… #christmas #sohandsome #mamasboys #bestillmyheart #myheartissofull #beautifulchaos #boymom #momoffour #momoffourboys #outnumberedbyboys #wouldnttradeitfortheworld #momlife #momlifeisthebestlife #yegmoms #igyeg #yeggers #edmontonmoms #edmonton

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Middle boys had their Christmas concert tonight!
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We were seated so far back and my phone glitched so I got zero photos during the concert. πŸ‘Ž #momfail #worldsmostokayestmom
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#christmas2018 #christmasconcert #tistheseason #πŸŽ„ #πŸŽ… #christmas #sohandsome #mamasboys #bestillmyheart #myheartissofull #beautifulchaos #boymom #momoffour #momoffourboys #outnumberedbyboys #wouldnttradeitfortheworld #momlife #momlifeisthebestlife #yegmoms #igyeg #yeggers #edmontonmoms #edmonton
katemangle @katemangle

πŸ˜‚ What shall we call him? A) Bluebeard or B) Smurf Slayer? 3 hours later and he's still blue! And the blue is transferring to everything. πŸ˜’ Happened while I was finishing my last leg day. Logan tried to tell me Jack was blue or something, but I could plainly see he was fine. #momfail #bringmeanothersmurf #activemoms #thirdchild

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πŸ˜‚ What shall we call him? A) Bluebeard or B) Smurf Slayer? 3 hours later and he's still blue! And the blue is transferring to everything. πŸ˜’ Happened while I was finishing my last leg day. Logan tried to tell me Jack was blue or something, but I could plainly see he was fine. #momfail  #bringmeanothersmurf #activemoms #thirdchild
parentingforconnection @parentingforconnection

Sent to me by a friend. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #truth #thesadtruth Don’t even get me started on the multiple πŸ’‘light switch panels. I never remember which is which (I could label but that would be too easy!). πŸ™ˆπŸ™„πŸ€¦πŸ»‍♀️ #mombrain #momfail #parentingforconnection

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Sent to me by a friend. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#truth #thesadtruth 
Don’t even get me started on the multiple πŸ’‘light switch panels. I never remember which is which (I could label but that would be too easy!). πŸ™ˆπŸ™„πŸ€¦πŸ»‍♀️ #mombrain #momfail 
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when_three_become_four @when_three_become_four

Making Christmas cookies with a toddler is all fun and games and then he grabs the egg and cracks it on the table and before you know it half your dough mix is on the floor. Needless to say we may find a little something extra in these cookies this year but they were made with love and he was so proud of baking with mommy. Just going to leave this footnote here, I had to sweep and vacuum 3 times this day, a reminder for next year that this may not be a tradition we continue.

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Making Christmas cookies with a toddler is all fun and games and then he grabs the egg and cracks it on the table and before you know it half your dough mix is on the floor.  Needless to say we may find a little something extra in these cookies this year but they were made with love and he was so proud of baking with mommy.  Just going to leave this footnote here, I had to sweep and vacuum 3 times this day, a reminder for next year that this may not be a tradition we continue.
momfailmomwin @momfailmomwin

Used to be Front Left Burner; #gottoddlered. I literally had to move my cooking to the back burner. 😟 Hello there, Back Left Burner! I hope you enjoy a nice layer of charred food residue that will never, ever come off no matter how many times I use the magic eraser. πŸ”₯😬 . . . . . . . #backleftburner #favoriteburner #gottoddlered #ripfrontburners #backburner #adulting #imoldaf #adulthood #raisingkids #parenting #parentinghumor #momlife #dadlife #momfunny #momfail #momwin #momfailmomwin

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Used to be Front Left Burner; #gottoddlered. I literally had to move my cooking to the back burner. 😟

Hello there, Back Left Burner! I hope you enjoy a nice layer of charred food residue that will never, ever come off no matter how many times I use the magic eraser. πŸ”₯😬
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#backleftburner #favoriteburner #gottoddlered #ripfrontburners #backburner #adulting #imoldaf #adulthood #raisingkids #parenting #parentinghumor #momlife #dadlife #momfunny #momfail #momwin #momfailmomwin
onebrassfox @onebrassfox

colton’s new thing is chapstick πŸ’„ all day long he requests some @burtsbees on his smackers πŸ’‹ last night i walked into the living room to find him liberally applying an Elmer’s glue stick to his lips 🀦🏼‍♀️ #momfail #uniteinmotherhood #theeverymomgetsreal

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colton’s new thing is chapstick πŸ’„ all day long he requests some @burtsbees on his smackers πŸ’‹ last night i walked into the living room to find him liberally applying an Elmer’s glue stick to his lips 🀦🏼‍♀️ #momfail #uniteinmotherhood #theeverymomgetsreal
emilyjbassett @emilyjbassett

#momfail we’re a couple days late but Happy 3 months to Olivia Jane! πŸ’• @geppettogram decided to photobomb as soon as we started taking pictures 😹 #3monthsold #bestchristmasgift #OliviaJane

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#momfail we’re a couple days late but Happy 3 months to Olivia Jane! πŸ’• @geppettogram decided to photobomb as soon as we started taking pictures 😹

#3monthsold #bestchristmasgift #OliviaJane
leahcohen3 @leahcohen3

Well at least I have a tree!!! πŸŽ„πŸ™„. #momfail #winning 😜

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Well at least I have a tree!!! πŸŽ„πŸ™„. #momfail #winning 😜
shawna__oliver @shawna__oliver

Harper & Jonas had Preschool Christmas Parties today. I didn’t take enough pictures but here are the Decorated cookies.πŸŽ„ . . . #momfail #needtogetmycamerafixed #merrychristmas #funtimes #wfhmlife #sahm #wehadfun #loadsofsugar #grateful #familyfun #christmasparty #preschool

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Harper & Jonas had Preschool Christmas Parties today. I didn’t take enough pictures but here are the Decorated cookies.πŸŽ„
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#momfail #needtogetmycamerafixed #merrychristmas #funtimes #wfhmlife #sahm #wehadfun #loadsofsugar #grateful #familyfun #christmasparty #preschool
alyssayo1 @alyssayo1

Piper’s Christmas party at dance class! They did a cute Christmas performance but I didn’t hit record! #momfail πŸ˜‚ @frankbranca should be ashamed of me. I got the practice last week, doe. πŸ‘―‍β™€οΈπŸŽ„β€οΈ

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Piper’s Christmas party at dance class! They did a cute Christmas performance but I didn’t hit record! #momfail πŸ˜‚ @frankbranca should be ashamed of me. I got the practice last week, doe. πŸ‘―‍β™€οΈπŸŽ„β€οΈ
cmckinney @cmckinney

I know how to party y’all. I also know how to be stuck at the dr at exactly the same time as Hannah’s choir concert and miss it completely. #momfail Oh, and walking pneumonia for the win! πŸ˜” Got a steroid shot, 4 inhalers, the strongest breathing treatment possible, and a zpack. Shaking like a junkie from the albuterol, so that’s a little annoying. Hoping that these meds help me get some sleep, I’m exhausted. #goodtimes #sick #walkingpneumonia #momlife #partytime #breathingtreatment #sickofbeingsick

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I know how to party y’all. I also know how to be stuck at the dr at exactly the same time as Hannah’s choir concert and miss it completely. #momfail Oh, and walking pneumonia for the win! πŸ˜” Got a steroid shot, 4 inhalers, the strongest breathing treatment possible, and a zpack. Shaking like a junkie from the albuterol, so that’s a little annoying. Hoping that these meds help me get some sleep, I’m exhausted. #goodtimes #sick #walkingpneumonia #momlife #partytime #breathingtreatment #sickofbeingsick
jaciiles @jaciiles

Headed to Old Navy at 7pm to get PJ’s for my almost 3 yr old because the next 2 days of his MDO is PJ day and I forgot that he really just likes to sleep in a pull-up so I don’t think they want me to send him in his undies because he’s outgrown all of his 2T jammies... meanwhile this is the shoe stash of my almost 18m old.. also, just the ones that actually fit right now. There’s a bag full that are too small and a shelf full to grow in to.... @vancei77 says this is a double standard but I think this is totally normal right?! 🀣😳🀦🏼‍♀️ #alexislandry #drewthomas #ThatBoyDoesntCareAboutClothes #MomFail

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Headed to Old Navy at 7pm to get PJ’s for my almost 3 yr old because the next 2 days of his MDO is PJ day and I forgot that he really just likes to sleep in a pull-up so I don’t think they want me to send him in his undies because he’s outgrown all of his 2T jammies... meanwhile this is the shoe stash of my almost 18m old.. also, just the ones that actually fit right now. There’s a bag full that are too small and a shelf full to grow in to.... @vancei77 says this is a double standard but I think this is totally normal right?! 🀣😳🀦🏼‍♀️ #alexislandry #drewthomas #ThatBoyDoesntCareAboutClothes #MomFail
lice.removal.danvers.ma @lice.removal.danvers.ma

OOPS.. #momfail

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OOPS.. #momfail
lolopokenbpt @lolopokenbpt

Anyone else have any elf fails 🀦🏻‍♀️ had this guy hanging upside down on the chandelier- he must have shifted at some point during the day and melted his hat 🀣 #reallife #momfail

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Anyone else have any elf fails 🀦🏻‍♀️ had this guy hanging upside down on the chandelier- he must have shifted at some point during the day and melted his hat 🀣 #reallife #momfail
lolopokebeverly @lolopokebeverly

Anyone else have any elf fails 🀦🏻‍♀️ had this guy hanging upside down on the chandelier- he must have shifted at some point during the day and melted his hat 🀣 #reallife #momfail

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Anyone else have any elf fails 🀦🏻‍♀️ had this guy hanging upside down on the chandelier- he must have shifted at some point during the day and melted his hat 🀣 #reallife #momfail
yurigoia @yurigoia

Come on kids!!!! 😑😑. I just got home!! 🀦‍β™€οΈπŸ€¦‍♀️ Are they at least developing the creativity?!? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #omgthesekids #momslife #momfail

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Come on kids!!!! 😑😑. I just got home!! 🀦‍β™€οΈπŸ€¦‍♀️ Are they at least developing the creativity?!? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #omgthesekids #momslife #momfail
adayinthebrunnerlife @adayinthebrunnerlife

Christmas cards are in. But #momfail number one million-I forgot to proof read the text. I’m sending them any way. πŸ˜‚Part of finding balance in a hectic life is knowing that not everything has to be perfect. It really is the thought that counts. Merry Christmas! . . . . . . #findingbalance #youdonthavetobeperfect #christmasisaboutlove #spreadgoodcheer #wellnesscoach #sendthemanyway #itsthethoughtthatcounts

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Christmas cards are in. But #momfail number one million-I forgot to proof read the text. I’m sending them any way. πŸ˜‚Part of finding balance in a hectic life is knowing that not everything has to be perfect. It really is the thought that counts. Merry Christmas!
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ashleigh.gunn @ashleigh.gunn

.mom life. Insert mom fail. This one is all smiles but swipe left and you’ll see her brother after he got FOUR fillings today. Y’all don’t know how bad it hurt my heart when the dentist told me my guy had cavities. Like, cavities-cavities. I started rethinking all the things I could have done differently or should have been doing...but at the end of the day it didn’t matter. The only thing I can be concerned with now is what we do going forward. As with most things when it comes to parenting. We can’t rehash things that are old and gone- let those dead things go..whether it be teeth 😬🀷🏻‍♀️ or things they’ve/we’ve done. Learn and grow and give yourself tons of grace in the process. . . . Thank GOD I found a dentist that both of my Little’s love... @alexandriachildrensdentistry . . . I told him he was getting cavities fixed today and he was still excited to go to the dentist. Of course he had no idea what that actually meant...but I did and I was scared. But you guys...they filled them with minimal laughing gas and LASERS no needles or drills. πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ. This is not a sponsored post or an ad...just me admitting that I suck at dental hygiene but thankful for professionals who made this experience so pleasant. If you’re in the area take your kids there too. They even let him pick what show he watched overhead while they worked on him and give little toys at the end..πŸ₯°πŸ₯°β€οΈ. #whenyoulovethedentist πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ» . . . #sahm #sahmlife #momlife #dmvmomtribe #dmvmom #momsohard #dcdentist #mochamoms #alexandriava #momfail #brushyoteeth #momblog #mommyblogger #momswhoblog #blackmomsblog #motherhoodrising #reallifeandstyle #keepingitreal #parentingadvice #dmvdentist #alexandriava

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.mom life. Insert mom fail. This one is all smiles but swipe left and you’ll see her brother after he got FOUR fillings today. Y’all don’t know how bad it hurt my heart when the dentist told me my guy had cavities. Like, cavities-cavities. I started rethinking all the things I could have done differently or should have been doing...but at the end of the day it didn’t matter. The only thing I can be concerned with now is what we do going forward.  As with most things when it comes to parenting. We can’t rehash things that are old and gone- let those dead things go..whether it be teeth 😬🀷🏻‍♀️ or things they’ve/we’ve done. Learn and grow and give yourself tons of grace in the process. .
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alyssa_flores14 @alyssa_flores14

My baby is #12weeksold. He’s smiling, cooing, and making all sorts of fun sounds! Still not sleeping through the night but we’re getting closer! He’s a lot like his sister was at this age... Let’s hope he keeps the smiles and doesn’t follow her footsteps to the attitude factory! Jaycee and Diva love him and had to give him kisses then you can see me trying to shove miss attitude in a picture...A few seconds later she followed through with her Minnie guitar against his face...little booty paddled for sure! poor babe. He better be a tough one! #momfail I totally thought he was 11 weeks... where the heck did a week go?!?! #siblings #bigsister #littlebrother #nofilter

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My baby is #12weeksold. He’s smiling, cooing, and making all sorts of fun sounds! Still not sleeping through the night but we’re getting closer! He’s a lot like his sister was at this age... Let’s hope he keeps the smiles and doesn’t follow her footsteps to the attitude factory! Jaycee and Diva love him and had to give him kisses then you can see me trying to shove miss attitude in a picture...A few seconds later she followed through with her Minnie guitar against his face...little booty paddled for sure! poor babe. He better be a tough one! #momfail I totally thought he was 11 weeks... where the heck did a week go?!?! #siblings #bigsister #littlebrother #nofilter
alicia_michetti @alicia_michetti

#momfail that slide was a lot faster than I thought it would be 😬 #lessonlearned #poorkid #hewasfine #laughoftheday #failoftheday #reallife

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#poorkid #hewasfine #laughoftheday #failoftheday #reallife
amaura1 @amaura1

Here I thought I was being proactive...making Brendan’s daycare cookies tonight for Thursday’s holiday party. However, after baking them, I realized that my almond extract substitution is not going to work...no nuts at daycare! I’ll be making another batch tomorrow...after I get vanilla extract from the grocery store. #momfail

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Here I thought I was being proactive...making Brendan’s daycare cookies tonight for Thursday’s holiday party.  However, after baking them, I realized that my almond extract substitution is not going to work...no nuts at daycare! I’ll be making another batch tomorrow...after I get vanilla extract from the grocery store.  #momfail
shesmorepreciousthanjewels @shesmorepreciousthanjewels

So does anyone remember when I ask y'all on my stories if I should put up the train while my hubs was at work? You said yes, and I tried, for like 2 hours to get that dang thing to go around our tree but I failed. 🀷 #momfail So instead, tonight we decided just to put it up so Lydia could watch it go around for a bit! • Watch her little toes wiggle😍 She loved it! • • • • • #train #christmastrain #choochootrain #choochoo #babygirl #baby #babypictures #girlmom #babybows #hairbow #bigbows #sweetpea #sweetgirl #mother #motherhoodunplugged #mamasgirl #happybaby #happymama #happymom

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So does anyone remember when I ask y'all on my stories if I should put up the train while my hubs was at work? You said yes, and I tried, for like 2 hours to get that dang thing to go around our tree but I failed. 🀷 #momfail So instead, tonight we  decided just to put it up so Lydia could watch it go around for a bit! •
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yournewmomfriend @yournewmomfriend

Hey you know what. It’s my life and I’ll live it how I want to. I got a coupon dor BOGO Blizzards, yea!! Husband wanted and Orange Julius and daughter wanted a dipped cone. So. Blizzards freeze, right? I try to save money, I really do. But kids have other ideas about what they want. So, I’ll just sit here eating my two Blizzards by myself. #noragrats * * * #lifeofmom #funnymom #momhumor #parenthumor #couponing #momfail #letthembelittle #momlifestyle #sofunny #ilovedessert #momsofinstagram #dairyqueen #yummyfood #momprobs #momproblems #parentinghumor #momtruth #honestmom #realmom #badmom #badmoms #honestparenting #momsofig #dessertlife #treatyoself #momoftwo #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodalive #honestmotherhood

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Hey you know what. It’s my life and I’ll live it how I want to. I got a coupon dor BOGO Blizzards, yea!! Husband wanted and Orange Julius and daughter wanted a dipped cone. So. Blizzards freeze, right? I try to save money, I really do. But kids have other ideas about what they want. So, I’ll just sit here eating my two Blizzards by myself. #noragrats *
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sara_godward @sara_godward

This is the best photo I got of Kaia’s Christmas pageant at school today.. We sat on the wrong end of the playground, behind tall people. #babydragon #momfail #christmas #12daysofchristmas #onthesixthdayofchristmas

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This is the best photo I got of Kaia’s Christmas pageant at school today.. We sat on the wrong end of the playground, behind tall people. 
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sabrina_guthrie @sabrina_guthrie

Me trying to bake cookies for Emma’s class project. 🀣 mom FAIL!! #momfail #itriedmybest #neversaidiwasabaker

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Me trying to bake cookies for Emma’s class project. 🀣 mom FAIL!! #momfail #itriedmybest #neversaidiwasabaker
thegracefulolive @thegracefulolive

Maybe it was the #cookiefail from last night that made my kid throw up in the middle of the auditorium at her cousins Christmas concert. Or maybe that’s just what I get for bragging about my mad #momofthree skills earlier today. 🀷‍♀️ Either way I’m just gonna keep killin it with a dinner of popcorn and apple juice and call the day done. Fingers crossed there is no middle of the night episodes πŸ˜³β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € .β € #momfail #failingatlife #howdidthishappen #whatshappening #thisislife #onlyme #mommyfail #isthisreal #isthisreallife #cantevenbemad #notmad #lifewithlittles #savethedramaforyourmama #iammymother #girlmomlife #documentyourdays #holidayvibes #hellodecember #christmasjammies #christmascountdown #joyfulmotherhood #ig_motherhood #simplychildren #childhoodunplugged

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Maybe it was the #cookiefail from last night that made my kid throw up in the middle of the auditorium at her cousins Christmas concert. Or maybe that’s just what I get for bragging about my mad #momofthree skills earlier today. 🀷‍♀️ Either way I’m just gonna keep killin it with a dinner of popcorn and apple juice and call the day done. Fingers crossed there is no middle of the night episodes πŸ˜³β €
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breejacklin @breejacklin

The @breezewayfarms Christmas party was a success!! I didn’t get many pics but here are a couple !! I missed @caroline.fuller and @kelly_terrazas so much! They just had to go off to college and become little adults 😭❀️ #Christmasparty #momfail #shouldhavegottenmorepics

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The @breezewayfarms  Christmas party was a success!! I didn’t get many pics but here are a couple !! I missed @caroline.fuller and @kelly_terrazas so much! They just had to go off to college and become little adults 😭❀️ #Christmasparty #momfail #shouldhavegottenmorepics
mrs_w8s @mrs_w8s

In preparation for tomorrow's party, I have realized that I seriously missed the boat on this today. πŸ˜‚πŸŽ„πŸŽ‰ #beauxsadventures #momfail #shakeitbaby #junkinthetrunk #maybenextyear

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In preparation for tomorrow's party, I have realized that I seriously missed the boat on this today. πŸ˜‚πŸŽ„πŸŽ‰ #beauxsadventures #momfail #shakeitbaby #junkinthetrunk #maybenextyear
kennoykreations @kennoykreations

Well at least one of my kids got their red Miller holiday pullover personalized 🀦‍♀️ before big brother’s Christmas Concert. #momfail #kennoykreations #monogram

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Well at least one of my kids got their red Miller holiday pullover personalized 🀦‍♀️ before big brother’s Christmas Concert. #momfail #kennoykreations #monogram
findingfitnessfaithstrength @findingfitnessfaithstrength

~Depression is like trying to peel a Potato with another potato when you try to talk about it to someone you think is offering a peeler but really just handing you another potato ~ so very true nobody understands or can help you unless they know what you are really feeling ...so I smile the same smile the smile I’m told is my best feature to hide to pretend when all I want to do is curl in bed and cry hide from anyone and everything in hopes that will make me feel better, instead of relive my child telling me she hates me telling me she doesn’t love me telling me her dad isn’t here because of me even when I’m the one that makes every school patty every event would do anything for her years of lying and making excuses why daddy isn’t there it’s my fault all my fault #everythingismyfault #momfail #depression #anxiety #lifeoutofbalance #iwanttocry #ineedpeaceinmylife #motheranddaughter #motherhoodishardsometimes

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~Depression is like trying to peel a Potato with another potato when you try to talk about it to someone you think is offering a peeler but really just handing you another potato ~ so very true nobody understands or can help you unless they know what you are really feeling ...so I smile the same smile the smile I’m told is my best feature to hide to pretend when all I want to do is curl in bed and cry hide from anyone and everything in hopes that will make me feel better, instead of relive my child telling me she hates me telling me she doesn’t love me telling me her dad isn’t here because of me even when I’m the one that makes every  school patty every event would do anything for her years of lying and making excuses why daddy isn’t there it’s my fault all my fault #everythingismyfault #momfail #depression #anxiety #lifeoutofbalance #iwanttocry #ineedpeaceinmylife #motheranddaughter #motherhoodishardsometimes
_homebody_ceo_ @_homebody_ceo_

One of my favorite parts of our decision to #homeschool this year has been the fact that we’ve become a #lifestylelearning family! Learning doesn’t just end for the day when we put up our books...I’ve loved finding opportunities in our day to day routine to learn and it’s been such a joy for us all! I love that we are learning (or re-learning in my regards) together and that my children’s education, future and worth aren’t just based on a bunch of standardized tests! #hola πŸ™ŒπŸ» . . . Tonight while cooking dinner, #tacopie #lowcarb #keto #healthy #tacotuesday I asked the kiddos if I had enough taco seasoning in this packet if the recipe calls for 3 tbs of taco seasoning? πŸ€”Without hesitation they both said, “no mom, you don’t have enough!” Whoops! 🀦🏼‍♀️ I was supposed to make the taco seasoning from scratch...but who has time for that! Oh well! πŸ˜¬πŸ™„ #momfail . . . We’ve been learning about tablespoons and teaspoons and I’d have to say that they past the test! πŸ˜‰πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ’― It’s one thing to learn something to just pass a test then forget it...it’s truly learning when it can be applied to real life and I’m so thankful that I’m able to walk this road with them and not just prepare them for a test but for real life! #classicaleducation #classicalconversations #tidwellclassicalacademy #freedom #proudmom #mamateacher #itsthelittlethings #twotbsequaloneoz #incaseyouwerewondering #math @mccormickspice

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One of my favorite parts of our decision to #homeschool this year has been the  fact that we’ve become a #lifestylelearning family! Learning doesn’t just end for the day when we put up our books...I’ve loved finding opportunities in our day to day routine to learn and it’s been such a joy for us all! I love that we are learning (or re-learning in my regards) together and that my children’s education, future and worth aren’t just based on a bunch of standardized tests! #hola πŸ™ŒπŸ»
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Tonight while cooking dinner, #tacopie #lowcarb #keto #healthy #tacotuesday I asked the kiddos if I had enough taco seasoning in this packet if the recipe calls for 3 tbs of taco seasoning? πŸ€”Without hesitation they both said, “no mom, you don’t have enough!” Whoops! 🀦🏼‍♀️ I was supposed to make the taco seasoning from scratch...but who has time for that! Oh well! πŸ˜¬πŸ™„ #momfail .
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We’ve been learning about tablespoons and teaspoons and I’d have to say that they past the test! πŸ˜‰πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ’― It’s one thing to learn something to just pass a test then forget it...it’s truly learning when it can be applied to real life and I’m so thankful that I’m able to walk this road with them and not just prepare them for a test but for real life! #classicaleducation #classicalconversations #tidwellclassicalacademy #freedom #proudmom #mamateacher #itsthelittlethings #twotbsequaloneoz #incaseyouwerewondering #math @mccormickspice
hankthepuggie @hankthepuggie

My pal @stanley_nyc stopped by to see us and we modeled the coats his Mom @cdurong got us. How cute are we?? #dogsincoats #apugandachihuahua #pugsofinstagram #pugpresents

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My pal @stanley_nyc stopped by to see us and we modeled the coats his Mom @cdurong got us. How cute are we?? #dogsincoats #apugandachihuahua #pugsofinstagram #pugpresents
kaitlyn.otoolexo @kaitlyn.otoolexo

When you finish wrapping the railing with lights and realize you ended with the wrong end of the plug... 🀦🏻‍β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»‍♀️ Now to unwrap and re-wrap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . . . #momfail #oopsie #ohwelll #merrychristmass #colouringfun #indooractivities #livingthatmomlife #daughterlove

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When you finish wrapping the railing with lights and realize you ended with the wrong end of the plug... 🀦🏻‍β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»‍♀️ Now to unwrap and re-wrap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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amybethcash @amybethcash

My first “witching hour” baby. She sure looks sweet & content, but come 3pm this girl becomes discontented & my previous thoughts of being a #superheromom go out the window. The house is a mess, the kids are watching too much tv & dinner is definitely not being cooked (& I’m looking less than desirable in my Costco pajama set). Don’t let the pretty pictures fool you, it’s pure chaos up in here & I have none of my business handled. • • • #rowanruth #thirdbaby #rainbowbaby #newborn #thewitchinghour #sixweeksold #lotsofcrying #momfail #momofthree #totalchaos #shitshow #hotmess #noonesfed #sotired

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My first “witching hour” baby. She sure looks sweet & content, but come 3pm this girl becomes discontented & my previous thoughts of being a #superheromom go out the window. The house is a mess, the kids are watching too much tv & dinner is definitely not being cooked (& I’m looking less than desirable in my Costco pajama set). Don’t let the pretty pictures fool you, it’s pure chaos up in here & I have none of my business handled. •
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buck.and.chuck @buck.and.chuck

You. Guys. My kid is JUST. NOW. getting into dinos (I’ve been waiting for this stage cuz I think it’s PACKED WITH CUTE POTENTIAL) and - come to find out - the very first dino we have a convo about IS NOT EVEN A DINO!! Why didn’t anyone tell me Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs?!? And are they the SAME thing as a pterosaur (interchangeable terms) or a part of the pterosaur family?? I’m ONE day in and failing as a dino mom. SOMEONE DRAW ME A DIAGRAM. 🀷🏽‍β™€οΈπŸ¦–πŸ¦• . #Shelfie #Bookstagram #Homeschool #HomeschoolMom #PreK #Usborne #UsborneBooks #ClassicalConversations #roadschool #Travel #KidsWhoTravel #teachermom #kidswhoexplore #kidswhoread #Montessori #RaisingReaders #pterodactyl #dinosaurs #momfail

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You. Guys. My kid is JUST. NOW. getting into dinos (I’ve been waiting for this stage cuz I think it’s PACKED WITH CUTE POTENTIAL) and - come to find out - the very first dino we have a convo about IS NOT EVEN A DINO!! Why didn’t anyone tell me Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs?!? And are they the SAME thing as a pterosaur (interchangeable terms) or a part of the pterosaur family?? I’m ONE day in and failing as a dino mom. SOMEONE DRAW ME A DIAGRAM. 🀷🏽‍β™€οΈπŸ¦–πŸ¦•
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krisherzer @krisherzer

I had all intentions of sending out Christmas cards this year. But we're now a week away from Christmas. So here ya go. 🀣πŸ€ͺ #mommatried #momfail #maybenextyear #youdontknowwhatittookjusttogetthisone #withGodallthingsarepossible #exceptanicefamilychristmasphoto #impossible

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I had all intentions of sending out Christmas cards this year. But we're now a week away from Christmas.  So here ya go. 🀣πŸ€ͺ #mommatried #momfail #maybenextyear #youdontknowwhatittookjusttogetthisone #withGodallthingsarepossible #exceptanicefamilychristmasphoto #impossible
gladlykarissa @gladlykarissa

I shared THE BIGGEST #momfail ever on my story today that involved breaking Sweet Lou’s heart and her “husband” (a teddy bear that she has been married to for a while) and their anniversary. In an effort to not have to pick up all day every day, I decided we would minimize our stuff and in a rushed clean out of my daughters room her husband made it into the donation pile. She was devastated (it was their anniversary) and I thought I could bring her husband back and accidentally ordered the same bear but in the GIGANTIC size. Turns out @costco doesn’t sell that size anymore (it’s the bear in the picture holding the sign) and IDK WHAT TO DO. 🀦🏻‍♀️

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I shared THE BIGGEST #momfail ever on my story today that involved breaking Sweet Lou’s heart and her “husband” (a teddy bear that she has been married to for a while) and their anniversary. 
In an effort to not have to pick up all day every day, I decided we would minimize our stuff and in a rushed clean out of my daughters room her husband made it into the donation pile. 
She was devastated (it was their anniversary) and I thought I could bring her husband back and accidentally ordered the same bear but in the GIGANTIC size. 
Turns out @costco doesn’t sell that size anymore (it’s the bear in the picture holding the sign) and IDK WHAT TO DO. 🀦🏻‍♀️
glomp_partyoffive @glomp_partyoffive

So this really happened... I burned Elfie and his leg fell off 😱... and the kids saw it #momfail 🀷🏻‍♀️ . 2 lessons learned: - Don’t move the Elf at 3 am when you are half asleep 😴 - Don’t put the Elf in the chandelier 🀣 . After the kids saw him and freaked out, I headed out to the stores last night to search for a blue eyed boy elf. βœ‹πŸ» stores later, I found a boy elf. Thanks #barnesandnoble . I created a whole story about how Santa fixed Elfie but he has to keep his bandages on for 3 days and then he can fly again ( and we get 3 days off πŸ™…πŸ»‍♀️). A reindeer came with Elfie so he could ride him back to our house. Kids sorta bought it. Olivia noticed Elfie was really clean... so I assured her Santa bathed him and washed his clothes πŸ˜‰ The new pet reindeers were a smart distraction! . . . . #sevenmoredaystillchristmas #elfontheshelf #elfdisaster #poorelfie

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So this really happened... I burned Elfie and his leg fell off 😱... and the kids saw it #momfail 🀷🏻‍♀️
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2 lessons learned: - Don’t move the Elf at 3 am when you are half asleep 😴
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After the kids saw him and freaked out, I headed out to the stores last night to search for a blue eyed boy elf. βœ‹πŸ» stores later, I found a boy elf. Thanks #barnesandnoble .
I created a whole story about how Santa fixed Elfie but he has to keep his bandages on for 3 days and then he can fly again ( and we get 3 days off πŸ™…πŸ»‍♀️). A reindeer came with Elfie so he could ride him back to our house. Kids sorta bought it. Olivia noticed Elfie was really clean... so I assured her Santa bathed him and washed his clothes πŸ˜‰ The new pet reindeers were a smart distraction!
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lovebluenfluff @lovebluenfluff

Mom fail. What kills me is that this was a prepackaged mix which I never use! Each girl on my daughter's soccer team was supposed to supply a dozen sugar cookies to decorate for veterans 😬 really blew it here. #pennypower17 #momfail #nailedit

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Mom fail.
What kills me is that this was a prepackaged mix which I never use! Each girl on my daughter's soccer team was supposed to supply a dozen sugar cookies to decorate for veterans 😬 really blew it here.

#pennypower17 #momfail #nailedit
barker10_riley @barker10_riley

When this turns to this -->{swipe}. It was all fun and games until Fennwick decided to let go of Lock and push him down the slide haha. (To be fair, I did tell Fenn to not go down the slide until I was ready and when I said go he thought I just meant to push Lockwood) Don't worry, Lockwood went down the slide on his back and was perfectly fine. I have to mention that they went down the slide together successfully before I decided to try to video it ha. #momfail #itwasagoodtry #thatswhatbrothersarefor

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When this turns to this -->{swipe}. It was all fun and games until Fennwick decided to let go of Lock and push him down the slide haha. (To be fair, I did tell Fenn to not go down the slide  until I was ready and when I said go he thought I just meant to push Lockwood) Don't worry, Lockwood went down the slide on his back and was perfectly fine. I have to mention that they went down the slide together successfully before I decided to try to video it ha. #momfail #itwasagoodtry #thatswhatbrothersarefor
ms_carmen @ms_carmen

Henry is 2 months old - weighing 11lbs and measuring 23 inches! Late post again #momfail ... and here are some others from this month:⁣ ⁣ - One night he was being extra fussy and wailing, we noticed his tongue was white and it couldn’t be wiped off. I learned this could be thrush from one of my many Facebook groups and started gathering grapefruit seed extract, vinegar, coconut oil as part of their natural treatment protocol. I also made the doctor fit us in for an appt the next day. When we went in and she started examining him, she said, “That is not thrush. That is milk.” “Are you sure?!” “Yes, I am sure.” #momfail but #bettersafethansorry 🀦🏻‍♀️ Tom also told me to lay off of the Fb groups. ⁣ ⁣ - I am dairy-free these days, to be cautious of intolerances ever since the hot sauce fiasco of week 1. Yes, living without cheese is very difficult since it is everywhere.... and also because it is delicious. One day we went to Red Lobster and I had a biscuit without thinking anything of it. I am normally very good with checking ingredients, but somehow it slipped my mind that they are called cheddar bay biscuits. Sure enough, he was so fussy that night, did not sleep very well and developed a rash on his face the next day. #momfail ...but that biscuit was amazing. πŸ§€β£ ⁣ However, we did get our first social smile - it was in response to my song made up of only the word “boobie.” Another fave is “fart” - I’m not proud but whatever. 🀷🏻‍♀️⁣ ⁣ In terms of sleep, we’re now getting a 4-5 hr stretch at the beginning of the night and then he’s up every 3 hours or so. I will take it. Not sure what will happen when I go back to work, but I am prepared to be #mombie 😴⁣ ⁣ #momlife #henryzahner #2monthsold

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Henry is 2 months old - weighing 11lbs and measuring 23 inches! Late post again #momfail ... and here are some others from this month:⁣
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- One night he was being extra fussy and wailing, we noticed his tongue was white and it couldn’t be wiped off. I learned this could be thrush from one of my many Facebook groups and started gathering grapefruit seed extract, vinegar, coconut oil as part of their natural treatment protocol. I also made the doctor fit us in for an appt the next day. When we went in and she started examining him, she said, “That is not thrush. That is milk.” “Are you sure?!” “Yes, I am sure.” #momfail but #bettersafethansorry 🀦🏻‍♀️ Tom also told me to lay off of the Fb groups. ⁣
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- I am dairy-free these days, to be cautious of intolerances ever since the hot sauce fiasco of week 1. Yes, living without cheese is very difficult since it is everywhere.... and also because it is delicious. One day we went to Red Lobster and I had a biscuit without thinking anything of it. I am normally very good with checking ingredients, but somehow it slipped my mind that they are called cheddar bay biscuits. Sure enough, he was so fussy that night, did not sleep very well and developed a rash on his face the next day. #momfail ...but that biscuit was amazing. πŸ§€β£
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However, we did get our first social smile - it was in response to my song made up of only the word “boobie.” Another fave is “fart” - I’m not proud but whatever. 🀷🏻‍♀️⁣
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In terms of sleep, we’re now getting a 4-5 hr stretch at the beginning of the night and then he’s up every 3 hours or so. I will take it. Not sure what will happen when I go back to work, but I am prepared to be #mombie 😴⁣
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#momlife #henryzahner #2monthsold
carolineathaydemorais @carolineathaydemorais

When you’ve been saving up jars for a year for the kids xmas cookie gifts and the cookie is too big for the jar! #momfail

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When you’ve been saving up jars for a year for the kids xmas cookie gifts and the cookie is too big for the jar! #momfail
tsimmons5 @tsimmons5

So Emma just got home from school and was mad at me because she had to wear her snow boots all day because I put one of her boots and one of mine πŸ‘  in her backpack🀦🏼‍β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #momfail

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So Emma just got home from school and was mad at me because she had to wear her snow boots all day because I put one of her boots and one of mine πŸ‘  in her backpack🀦🏼‍β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#momfail
lifeastoldbyfrannyp @lifeastoldbyfrannyp

Noah: Can I have a cookie mommy? Me: No, not today!!! Noah: Can I have a cookie please? Me: awww you finally said, "please" Also me: #son #sonshine #spoiled #mybaby #motherhood #momfail #motherhooduncensored #motherhooduncut #love #christmas #christmascookies #starbucks #lovebug #myboy #toddlersofig #pleasemommy #sweetheart #hunny #toddler #toddlerofinstagram #target

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Noah: Can I have a cookie mommy? 
Me: No, not today!!! Noah: Can I have a cookie please? 
Me: awww you finally said, "please" 
Also me:

#son #sonshine #spoiled #mybaby #motherhood #momfail #motherhooduncensored #motherhooduncut #love #christmas #christmascookies #starbucks #lovebug #myboy #toddlersofig #pleasemommy #sweetheart #hunny #toddler #toddlerofinstagram #target
opalmer09 @opalmer09

Accurate depiction of motherhood 🀦‍♀️ The day started off with my almost 3 year old bringing me her younger brothers soiled diaper, straight from the source.. leaving human feces all over my living room floor and got knows where else he got to because he’s speedy... Annnnd then little gremlin #2 may or may not have taken a little trip down the stairs... alllll before 10 this morning 🀷🏼‍♀️ #momfail But it’s almost 4 o’clock and there has been minimal blood shed, no broken bones and my floors are moderately clean so, I’ll take it as a #momwin It’s not a glamorous life, but it surely is an interesting one πŸ˜… #isitbedtimeyet #motherhoodunplugged #momoftwo #momminainteasy

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Accurate depiction of motherhood 🀦‍♀️ The day started off with my almost 3 year old bringing me her younger brothers soiled diaper, straight from the source.. leaving human feces all over my living room floor and got knows where else he got to because he’s speedy... Annnnd then little gremlin #2 may or may not have taken a little trip down the stairs... alllll before 10 this morning 🀷🏼‍♀️ #momfail

But it’s almost 4 o’clock and there has been minimal blood shed, no broken bones and my floors are moderately clean so, I’ll take it as a #momwin 
It’s not a glamorous life, but it surely is an interesting one πŸ˜…

#isitbedtimeyet #motherhoodunplugged #momoftwo #momminainteasy
lesforyoga @lesforyoga

I was in a panic rush this morning to get all three kids out the door to their dentist appointments on time. FYI it didn’t happen, 🀦🏽‍♀️. But holy crap I tried. Which meant rushing with breakfast, teeth brushing & getting everyone ready. My readiness took the back seat, which was fine because I was like “I’ll do my make up in the car.” So I did. I got my mascara and blush on one side of my face then a cop pulled up next to me and I was like “oh my gosh I can’t have him see me put makeup on he’ll think I’m being irresponsible (which I was 😬) so I just stopped putting my make up on. I was soooo rushed to get to the dentist that I COMPLETELY FORGOT that only ONE SIDE of my face had make up on!! 🀦🏽‍β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½‍♀️πŸ€ͺ I didn’t even notice until my two year old had to go potty and I saw in the mirror! I let out the loudest burst of obnoxious laughter!! Laughing, humiliated, not wanting to come out of the bathroom mortified but knew I had to leave, so I walked out with my head high and acted as if I’m a normal person who has their crap together. . My two year old also informed me she was excited to bite the dentist. πŸ€” . Opening those shoulders by pressing back on that foot! It felt incredibly good!! ❀️ Thank you king pigeon for not making me feel like a total loser. πŸ˜‚ . . . . . . . #momliferocks #dentistvisit #momlife #momfail #kingpigeon #yogama #yogamom #yogilife #thisbeautifulfantastic #yogapose #yogaclothes #yogasweats #pigeonpose #flexibility #shoulderworkout #shoulderopener #loveyoga #practicedaily

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I was in a panic rush this morning to get all three kids out the door to their dentist appointments on time. FYI it didn’t happen, 🀦🏽‍♀️. But holy crap I tried. Which meant rushing with breakfast, teeth brushing & getting everyone ready. My readiness took the back seat, which was fine because I was like “I’ll do my make up in the car.” So I did. I got my mascara and blush on one side of my face then a cop pulled up next to me and I was like “oh my gosh I can’t have him see me put makeup on he’ll think I’m being irresponsible (which I was 😬) so I just stopped putting my make up on. I was soooo rushed to get to the dentist that I COMPLETELY FORGOT that only ONE SIDE of my face had make up on!! 🀦🏽‍β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½‍♀️πŸ€ͺ I didn’t even notice until my two year old had to go potty and I saw in the mirror! I let out the loudest burst of obnoxious laughter!! Laughing, humiliated, not wanting to come out of the bathroom mortified but knew I had to leave, so  I walked out with my head high and acted as if I’m a normal person who has their crap together. .
My two year old also informed me she was excited to bite the dentist. πŸ€”
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Opening those shoulders by pressing back on that foot! It felt incredibly good!! ❀️ Thank you king pigeon for not making me feel like a total loser. πŸ˜‚
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#momliferocks #dentistvisit #momlife #momfail #kingpigeon #yogama #yogamom #yogilife #thisbeautifulfantastic #yogapose #yogaclothes #yogasweats #pigeonpose #flexibility #shoulderworkout #shoulderopener #loveyoga #practicedaily
nondictatorlunches @nondictatorlunches

Two down and two to go! Dinner, lunch, breakfast....it’s all a hodgepodge with trying to get ready for the holidays and manage all the craziness of three kids...jelly sandwich (he does not take PB to school because two friends of nut allergies), strawberries, squeeze yogurt and one of the last packs of my Halloween clearance cheese puffs. #mom #momwin #momfail #momfails #kid #kidslunchbox #kidlunchboxes #kidlunchideas #momtruth #momtruths #family #momgoals #lunchboxgoals #momtruths #lunch #kidsmeals #kidmeals #littlekidmeals

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Two down and two to go!  Dinner, lunch, breakfast....it’s all a hodgepodge with trying to get ready for the holidays and manage all the craziness of three kids...jelly sandwich (he does not take PB to school because two friends of nut allergies), strawberries, squeeze yogurt and one of the last packs of my Halloween clearance cheese puffs.  #mom #momwin #momfail #momfails #kid  #kidslunchbox #kidlunchboxes #kidlunchideas #momtruth #momtruths  #family #momgoals #lunchboxgoals #momtruths #lunch #kidsmeals #kidmeals #littlekidmeals
liveloveletterboards @liveloveletterboards

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Usually the house, sometimes neither πŸ˜†
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Our Felt Letter Boards are now ONLY (AND PERMANENTLY) $18.95 per unit with FREE SHIPPING if you have Amazon Prime! All we ask for is an honest review on our Amazon page in return :)
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You'll never find such an affordable and high quality Felt Board anywhere else! Don't spend $50+ and shipping for a board. Save your money, create endless memories, and cherish your moments doing it! Don't wait - spoiling yourseld has never FELT so good! We luv ya πŸ˜πŸ’ž
ceceliaamet @ceceliaamet

Even though Penelope is still little, the holidays this year have been so magical for us! I love experiencing these moments with her. ❀️ This was supposed to be our first family Christmas card, but this new mama waited too long to have pictures taken and cards ordered, and now shipping is crazy expensive. #momfail So social media will just have to do. πŸ€ͺ Merry Christmas from the AMETS!

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Even though Penelope is still little, the holidays this year have been so magical for us! I love experiencing these moments with her. ❀️ This was supposed to be our first family Christmas card, but this new mama waited too long to have pictures taken and cards ordered, and now shipping is crazy expensive. #momfail So social media will just have to do. πŸ€ͺ Merry Christmas from the AMETS!
lindsemierau @lindsemierau

Good thing Jake doesn’t take reading too seriously. He was all about building this sailboat last night and didn’t even realize one of the papers he tore out of the notepad had listed what he was getting for Christmas πŸ€ͺ. It was just unnecessary words to him. Oops! #momfail #readingisimportant

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Good thing Jake doesn’t take reading too seriously. He was all about building this sailboat last night and didn’t even realize one of the papers he tore out of the notepad had listed what he was getting for Christmas πŸ€ͺ. It was just unnecessary words to him. Oops!  #momfail #readingisimportant
localnow_atl @localnow_atl

“This literally just happened.” . . Watch more Mom Life on the Local Now app. πŸ“² Funny kid moments? Tag us to be featured.

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“This literally just happened.” .
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Watch more Mom Life on the Local Now app. πŸ“² Funny kid moments? Tag us to be featured.
horseandfeather_photo @horseandfeather_photo

He didn’t want his noodles cut. 🀷🏼‍♀️ #diaryofakitchentable

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He didn’t want his noodles cut. 🀷🏼‍♀️ #diaryofakitchentable
caskins31 @caskins31

Christmas ornament of my son and daughter-in-law. #photosbythirtyone #christmasornament #cindysbagsandmore #christmas2018

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Christmas ornament of my son and daughter-in-law.
#photosbythirtyone #christmasornament #cindysbagsandmore #christmas2018
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